Dear Julie: Kissing Dilemma
You won't believe this, but my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss.
My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head, but my stomach tells me to write to you instead.
You won’t believe THIS, but for many years when I would kiss my then-boyfriend, my nose would run.
I swear to God. Who could make this up?
I have no idea what would cause this, but thankfully he had a good sense of humor and we laughed about it through the Kleenex.
So I absolutely believe that your stomach makes noises when you kiss your girlfriend.
Is it because you’re nervous? Or excited? I get really burpy sometimes before I go on stage.
Or do you just need a snack?
If your stomach is telling you to write to me, I believe the answer lies in a nice piece of chicken, or maybe some warm bread with butter and cheese?
No salad. Nothing gassy.
You’re a mensch to write in.
May a noisy tummy be the worst thing in your relationship.
Yours With Love and a Sudden Craving for a Nice Piece of Chicken,
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